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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 09:38

What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

— we are metamorphosing!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

The Living Daylights & Rambo III